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DEAR WOMEN OF AMERICA, are you looking for an English wife with the axe-wielding proficiency of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the sexy dulcet tones of a coal-miner, and freckles like the milky way? WELL, CHECK IT: my friend Sarah possesses all of those qualities and also drives a truck and is accepting applicants for a hot American wife. Qualifications desired: Enjoys baking, muppets, and feminism. Send photo with application.
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Posted on May 20, 2012 via Descartes' Automaton Daughter with 3 notes
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